Commands

337 commands, searchable and filterable. Every entry shows the exact usage. Type it as written, starting with the prefix.

Showing 90 of 337 commands

  • gob 8ball

    fun

    8ball <question>

    Ask the magic 8-ball. It knows things. Probably.

  • gob advice

    fun

    advice

    Genuinely questionable advice.

  • gob aesthetic

    fun

    aesthetic <text>

    Ｍａｋｅ ｉｔ ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ.

  • gob aww

    fun

    aww

    Maximum cuteness from r/aww.

  • gob axolotl

    fun

    axolotl

    An axolotl pic. Maximum gills.

  • gob binary

    fun

    binary <text>

    Binary, both directions.

  • gob bird

    fun

    bird

    A bird! Tiny dinosaur.

  • gob boop

    fun

    boop <user>

    Boop someone's nose. Irresistible.

  • gob bored

    fun

    bored

    Cure your boredom with a random activity.

  • gob bunny

    fun

    bunny

    Adorable bunny photos from Pixabay.

  • gob cat

    fun

    cat

    A cat! Judging you lovingly.

  • gob catfact

    fun

    catfact

    A cat fact. The cats demand it.

  • gob choose

    fun

    choose <option1; option2; ...>

    Can't decide? I'll pick for you.

  • gob chucknorris

    fun

    chucknorris

    A Chuck Norris fact. He approves this command.

  • gob clap

    fun

    clap <text>

    Put a 👏 between every word.

  • gob coinflip

    fun

    coinflip

    Flip a coin. Heads or tails.

  • gob compliment

    fun

    compliment [@user]

    A genuine compliment, from me to you.

  • gob cookie

    fun

    cookie [@user]

    Sharing a cookie. Because you deserve it.

  • gob cuddle

    fun

    cuddle <user>

    Cuddle someone. Maximum wholesome.

  • gob dadjoke

    fun

    dadjoke

    A dad joke. Groan responsibly.

  • gob dare

    fun

    dare

    Get a random dare.

  • gob dice

    fun

    dice [sides] [count]

    Roll dice.

  • gob dog

    fun

    dog

    A dog! Man's best friend.

  • gob duck

    fun

    duck

    A duck! Quack.

  • gob emojify

    fun

    emojify <text>

    Turn letters into emoji. Fancy.

  • gob excuse

    fun

    excuse [category]

    Generate an excuse.

  • gob eyebleach

    fun

    eyebleach

    Wholesome pics to cleanse your eyes.

  • gob feed

    fun

    feed <user>

    Feed someone a snack.

  • gob flagquiz

    fun

    flagquiz

    Guess the flag — streak mode.

  • gob flashback

    fun

    flashback [#channel]

    Resurface a random moment from this channel's past.

  • gob flip

    fun

    flip <text>

    Turn your text upside-down. ┴┬┴┬┤

  • gob fortune

    fun

    fortune

    A fortune, fresh and personal.

  • gob fox

    fun

    fox

    A fox! Sly little creature.

  • gob frog

    fun

    frog

    A frog pic. Ribbit.

  • gob geekjoke

    fun

    geekjoke

    A geek joke. For the technically inclined.

  • gob goblinname

    fun

    goblinname [@user]

    Discover your true goblin name.

  • gob goblinspeak

    fun

    goblinspeak <text>

    Translate into goblin-speak.

  • gob hack

    fun

    hack @user

    Fake-hack a friend. Totally real. (Not real.)

  • gob hangman

    fun

    hangman [category]

    Play hangman with the whole channel.

  • gob highfive

    fun

    highfive <user>

    High-five someone. Up top!

  • gob hotseat

    fun

    hotseat

    Put a random member in the hot seat.

  • gob hug

    fun

    hug <user>

    Hug someone. Free affection for everyone.

  • gob idcard

    fun

    idcard [@user]

    Your official Goblin ID card, barcode and all.

  • gob iq

    fun

    iq

    Get your IQ officially certified. (Not really.)

  • gob joke

    fun

    joke

    A random joke.

  • gob kanye

    fun

    kanye

    Words of wisdom from Kanye West.

  • gob kitty

    fun

    kitty

    Kitties from r/kitty. Tiny lions.

  • gob knockknock

    fun

    knockknock

    A knock-knock joke. Who's there?

  • gob koala

    fun

    koala

    A koala! Professional napper.

  • gob meme

    fun

    meme

    A fresh meme from Reddit.

  • gob memesub

    fun

    memesub <subreddit>

    A meme from a specific subreddit shelf.

  • gob minesweeper

    fun

    minesweeper [easy|medium|hard | rows cols mines]

    Generate a spoiler-tagged minesweeper board.

  • gob mock

    fun

    mock <text>

    sPoNgEbOb-case your text. rEaLlY.

  • gob nhie

    fun

    nhie

    Never have I ever...

  • gob otter

    fun

    otter

    A wholesome otter pic.

  • gob panda

    fun

    panda

    A panda! Round, fluffy, unbothered.

  • gob pat

    fun

    pat <user>

    Pat someone on the head. Gentle. Mostly.

  • gob pickup

    fun

    pickup

    A cheesy SFW pickup line.

  • gob piratespeak

    fun

    piratespeak <text>

    Translate text into pirate speak. Arr!

  • gob poke

    fun

    poke <user>

    Poke someone. Gently. Probably.

  • gob programming

    fun

    programming

    A programming joke. It compiles.

  • gob pun

    fun

    pun

    A pun. The lowest form of wit.

  • gob puppy

    fun

    puppy

    Puppies from r/puppy. Woof.

  • gob quote

    fun

    quote

    An inspirational quote. Frame it.

  • gob quotethis

    fun

    quotethis [message link|id]

    Turn a message into an elegant quote card.

  • gob random

    fun

    random <min> <max>

    A random number between two numbers. Basically magic.

  • gob rate

    fun

    rate <thing>

    Rate anything 0-10.

  • gob redpanda

    fun

    redpanda

    A red panda — nature's perfect little rust-colored gremlin.

  • gob reverse

    fun

    reverse <text>

    Reverse your text. No take-backs.

  • gob riddle

    fun

    riddle

    Get a riddle. Reveal the answer when ready.

  • gob roastme

    fun

    roastme

    I'll roast you. You asked for it. Literally.

  • gob rps

    fun

    rps <rock|paper|scissors>

    Rock-paper-scissors against me. I play fair.

  • gob say

    fun

    say <text>

    I'll say your text back. Word for word.

  • gob seal

    fun

    seal

    A wholesome seal pic.

  • gob shakespeare

    fun

    shakespeare

    A Shakespearean insult, for thine own ears only.

  • gob ship

    fun

    ship <user1> <user2>

    Calculate the love between two users. Science. Probably.

  • gob snek

    fun

    snek

    A sneaky snek pic.

  • gob superpower

    fun

    superpower [@user]

    Reveal your one true superpower — the same one, forever.

  • gob tierlist

    fun

    tierlist <create|add|list|load|delete> ...

    Build your own tier list, live on one panel.

  • gob truth

    fun

    truth

    Get a random truth question.

  • gob uselessfact

    fun

    uselessfact

    A useless fact. Completely true, entirely pointless.

  • gob uwu

    fun

    uwu <text>

    Uwuify your text. You know you want to.

  • gob vibecheck

    fun

    vibecheck [@user]

    Check someone's vibe. Pass or fail, no appeals.

  • gob waifu

    fun

    waifu [category]

    SFW anime pics via waifu.pics.

  • gob wave

    fun

    wave <user>

    Wave at someone. Friendly! Suspiciously friendly.

  • gob wheel

    fun

    wheel <option1, option2, ...>

    Spin a colorful decision wheel and let fate choose.

  • gob wholesome

    fun

    wholesome

    Warm fuzzy memes from r/wholesomememes.

  • gob wordle

    fun

    wordle [stats|giveup|leaderboard|practice|colorblind] [@user|length]

    Wordle, rebuilt: daily words, practice, hard mode, and a live keyboard.

  • gob wyr

    fun

    wyr

    Would you rather? Vote with the whole channel.

  • gob zodiac

    fun

    zodiac <YYYY-MM-DD>

    Find your zodiac sign and today's horoscope.